Things that make you go "Mmmm...."

There are many other things in life that make me go "Mmmm" besides Char Koay Teow...

# Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

# If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

# If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the pan?

# If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

# Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

# Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

# You know that little indestructible "black box" that is used on planes, why can't they make the *whole* plane out of the same material?

# Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

# Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?

# Why do they call them "apartments' when they are all stuck together?

# Why is there an expiry date on sour cream?

# Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

# Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

# When you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?

# Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it's called a "near-miss"? Shouldn't it be a "near-hit"?

# Why do they sterlise needles for lethal injections?

# How do you know when it's new and improved dog food?

# Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

# What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

# Why are wrong numbers never busy?

# If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

# If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

# If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

# Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

# Why isn't there cat-flavoured dog food? (or mouse-flavoured cat food)


WillZ