You win some, you lose some...

This is for you, my ching.

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Men Are Like

...placemats
They only show up when there's food on the table.

...mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

...bike helmets
They're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.

...government bonds
They take so long to mature.

...copiers
You need them in reproduction but that's about it.

...lava lamps
Fun to look at it but not all that bright.

...bank accounts
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

...high heels
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

...handguns
Keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.


Women Are Like

...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...Glad Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

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WillZ