Adveyes from the blue eyes...

I recently had a talk with Mr Mel Gibson and he shared with me some secrets he learned from acting in "What Women Want". These are some of the things he heard them say, and what they really meant (in italics). Yes, he actually CAN hear them. Here we go!...

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE
without you in it

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
we haven't had a fight in a while

NO, PIZZA'S FINE
you cheap slob!

I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW
I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now

I DON'T KNOW; WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned

I LIKE YOU, BUT
I don't like you

OF COURSE I LOVE YOU
just not in THAT way

YOU NEVER LISTEN
you never listen

WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY
I'm not going steady with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will

OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF
I'm just being nice; there is no way I'm going dutch

I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS
We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends

Kinda makes you wonder what CAN YOU PLEASE really means... Well, guys are much easier to understand.. this is what goes on in our minds when we say:..

OKAY
zzzz

YA I'LL DO THAT
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AWWWW... REALLY?
zzzz

OH THAT'S GREAT!
zzzz

I UNDERSTAND
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ZZZZ
i'm just acting like i don't care, but i really do, trust me.. now go get me my beer and pizza..


WillZ